Ronald L. Watts is a retired lieutenant general in the United States Army. His assignments included Commanding General of 1st Infantry Division, 2nd Armored Division, VII Corps and Deputy Commanding General of First United States Army.
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George Myers Church was an American tennis player active in the early 20th century.
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